CROW PARTY TOWN

Edit:

This only exists because of Bad Frog Bargain. Nate Treme is amazing!!!

IN MEDIA RES / Starting Out Right

1. Face painting the Mayor and their guards
2. Round 4, Caribou Lou drinking contest 
3. William Tell Multi Demonstration, Circular Firing Squad
4. Chased by cops over 'harmless prank'
5. Inside a burning multi-outhouse
6. At the tippy-top of a tree, swaying in the breeze

FACTIONS

1. Drunk Dog Gang. Knives, puffy pants, hosery, slingshots. Wants all the pies.
2. Franklin Shipments. Clubs, overalls, straw hats, chaw. Picking up shipments of bent copper coins, shiny things.
3. Mayor and retinue. Dapper moth-eaten wool suits, bowler hats weighted with stones to be good throwing weapons, razors sewn on the brim. Wants the Town Sash before midnight tomorrow night.
4. A Swamp Witch. Wants the Town Sash and 12 Great Pies to summon a whirlwind.

LOCATIONS

1. Treetop bridges and houses
2. Treeroot Hollows 
3. Old Mill
4. Lumpy Meadow
5. River jetty and dock
6. Mayor's dome ceramic house
7. Big fences horse pasture - boggy, full of giant turds
8. Standoff Stump Hill
9. Wolf's Kiss Inn and Mudbath
10. Old Frog Bonnie's Shack and Moonshine still
11. Thatched Schoolhouse
12. Bakers' Treeforts
13. Fairground

RANDOM ENCOUNTERS / EVENTS

1. Murder of 2d4 Drunk Dog Gangers who smell pie on you
2. d4 Crow Cops chasing 2d4 pie thieves
3. Mayor's top dogsbody crow, hunting for the Town Sash
4. Flying monkey, glass cat. In bad disguises. Spies for the Witch
5. Baker with a Great Pie, 2d4 Crow and Ghost guards.
6. Pie Car (temporary edible vehicle) full of drunk crows careening at speed
7. Huge Ghost, ragged body, enormous snowglobe head, looking for a tiny lost spell written inside a pie-shell
8. Potionmonger with 1d6 potions left, heroically drunk
9. Tree Haunt awakens and animates tree, needs a barrel of wine to go back to sleep, quite angry to be awake
10. Crow coppers checking festival tickets, d4+1
11. Fire jugglers having a bad mishap 
12. Warbling time caws and paws the PCs forward. Day becomes night or vice-versa. Weather is now 1) Clear 2) Rainy 3) Snowy 4) Foggy
13. The Witch, in a bad disguise as a Doctor with a green skin condition and evil laugh
14. Hobo wearing Town Sash climbing up a tree, throws rocks at pursuers. Wants to sleep in a tree, smoke a pipe full of fresh dill
15. Ballroom Dance Battle enfolds PCs, will take next 1d6 hours. Will generally not attack PCs but also cannot let them leave without some fight-dancing

THIS CROW

Wearing

1. Toga
2. Ascot and cloak
3. Monocle-suit
4. Aluminum foil pants
5. Spats, suspenders
6. Sundress
7. Leather jacket
8. Hoop skirt

Wants

1. Pie
2. Town Sash
3. Revenge
4. Magic
5. More wine
6. Spy for 1-2) Mayor 3-4) Gang 5-6) Franklin Shipments

Is

1. Drunk
2. Cursed (infectious)
3. Sleepwalking
4. Judging a contest
5. Jovular
6. Suspicious

Random Pockets

1. Worms and dirt
2. Potion
3. Silver folding jackknife
4. Monogrammed hankerchief
5. Bug Repellent Tonic, doubles as laudanum
6. Town Sash treasure map (guesswork)
7. 2d6 drink tickets
8. 1d4 pie contest tickets
9. Feather poppet (spell focus, 1 use)
10. Wanted: Swamp Witch poster
11. Spool of steel wire and snips
12. Cold iron spike
13. Slide whistle
14. Tiny crystal animal in felt back
15. Witch hazel, witches hate it
16. Dancer's mask
17. Waltz instruction manual
18. Feather Wax
19. Steel photograph of last year's Great Pies
20. Duck call (illegal)

Rumormongering

1. Witches want our pies
2. Witch agents everywhere
3. Mayor is secretly a werewolf
4. Wolf's Kiss Inn has the Sash
5. Pie cures hangover (false, 50/50 pie contains alcohol)
6. Drunk Dog Gang trying to cut down tree-house villages, make us all live on the ground
7. Franklin Shipments brings in gloomy monsters
8. Whoever gets the Sash becomes Mayor for a night

I need to learn how to lay this out as a pamphlet